Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination
It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission
Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither
A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt
It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that
Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine
Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off
Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod
A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel
The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it
It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…
When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her
Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest
If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful
After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree