Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else
I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…
Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me
Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off
It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth
Nietzsche was right– “Life itself is will to power” But so was Plato– “The measure of a man is what he d… As was Lord Acton–
Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe
No one wanted to wear augmented reality goggles until our design team hit upon the idea of making them look
Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time
Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself
As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day
We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time
If God is dead we get eternal recurrence, when things just keep happening ov… and transference, where every authority figure