I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry
I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food
In this age of relentless people p… the merest exercise of reason is always a form of treason
I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief
Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death
If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio
In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today
When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become
I am not who I think I am I am not who you think I am And I am not even who I think you… I am who I-Am-Who-I-Am thinks I…
At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable
The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity
A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine
All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake
Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating
Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time