The bad news is that liberal societies can only cohere in the face of external enemies The good news is that we will never lack for
You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task
A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations
Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again
Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it
People are afraid of change so they change with the times
We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it
In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs
The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario
When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going
Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf
I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost
The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated