A Modern Saboteur’s Guide to Maintaining Plausible Deniability
It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic
After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree
Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed
Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell
People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort
In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth
There is only one product but infinite ways to package it
When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance
I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing
We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate
As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever
Desire is a tautology rendering each of us a failed ouroboros as dogs chasing our own tails
When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time