The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews
If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint
When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give
The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain
If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture
On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit
Nietzsche imagined eternal recurre… as the ultimate Yes to life! whereas Jews understand that life is a lot of love and work
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior
I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me
In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end
You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher
In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…
Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–
When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices