I don’t get mad I get odd
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you
You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not
When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give
Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors
Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of
Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down
Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress
Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing
Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated
I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…