N.B.: Everyone’s Addicted to Social Media
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity
Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning
The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords
Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade
In true democracy Authority flows via The will of the people In our technocracy Authority grows via
Rest assured AI will give us exactly what we d… Because the devil is gentle but fa… Whereas God is tough but more tha…
Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger
We mistake the feeling of control for the feeling of freedom when freedom actually consists of the courage to take risks Those who encourage us
Serve (one another) and Play (together)
John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
Everyone looks out for their own f… This is normal But looking out for your own first by dehumanizing the other for looking out for their own firs…