People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode
Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture
First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us
When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any
We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children
Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time
I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes
It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously
To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…
Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin
We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking
She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late
If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…
How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret
Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you