#AmericanWriters
Candy is dandy But liquor is quicker
A child need not be very clever To learn that “Later, dear” means…
Celery, raw Develops the jaw, But celery, stewed, Is more quietly chewed.
Children aren’t happy with nothing… And that’s what parents were creat…
They tell me that euphoria is the… well, today I feel euphorian, Today I have the agility of a Gre… Victorian. Yes, today I may even go forth wi…
But he went and tried to borrow some money from Ferdinand But Ferdinand said America was a bird in the bush and he’d rather have a berdinand, And he thought, there is no wife like a m...
Song of the Open Road I think that I shall never see A billboard as lovely as a tree. Perhaps unless the billboards fall… I’ll never see a tree at all.
Purity Is obscurity.
Be it a girl, or one of the boys, It is scarlet all over its avoirdu… It is red, it is boiled; could the… Have possibly been a lobstertricia… His degrees and credentials were h…
Whales have calves, Cats have kittens, Bears have cubs, Bats have bittens, Swans have cygnets,
Your hopeless patients will live, Your healthy patients will die. I have only this word to give: Wonder, and find out why
Consider the auk; Becoming extinct because he forgot… Consider man, who may well become… Because he forgot how to walk and…
When people aren’t asking question… They’re making suggestions And when they’re not doing one of… They’re either looking over your s… And then as if that weren’t enough…
I objurgate the centipede, A bug we do not really need. At sleepy-time he beats a path Straight to the bedroom or the bat… You always wallop where he’s not,
Husbands are things that wives have to get used to putting up with. And with whom they breakfast with and sup with. They interfere with the discipline of nurseries, They ...